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Fun Facts about the ReaganSauce writers:

1. Maeghen and Katherine are what Paris Hilton would refer to as "besties" from high school. 
2. Joe our newest writer is a young college freshman.
3. John is from across the Pond, giving an outsider's perspective on American Politics.

Now read more about them below!

MLM - Maeghen - "The Founder"
Contact Maeghen at maeghen@reagansauce.com

"Every generation needs a new revolution." - Thomas Jefferson

Education:

Master in Business Administration, Executive Management

Tobin College of Business – St. John’s University

Bachelor of Arts, Communications

Bachelor of Arts, Political Science

Minors in: Criminal Justice, Marketing, Public Law

Alfred University

Notable/Relatable Experience:

Recently became a Grassroots Coordinator for the Tea Party in NYC

Congressional Intern with the late United States Congresswoman Jo Ann Davis

Volunteer on the Fred Thompson for President 2008 Campaign

Political Party to which I am affiliated:

The “Maeghen is a Conservative who is basically a Libertarian, which KT McFarland refers to as a Reform Republican” Party

Life Goal:

To be the Senator of the Commonwealth of Virginia

Dictating Political Belief:

Personal opinions should never be laws

Favorite President:

George Washington; Thank you for letting my parents get married at your house (Maeghen grew up in the DC suburb of Mount Vernon on George Washington’s property, and her parents were married on the Potomac river in front of the Estate)

If I were President, my VP would be:

Michael Scott, no… he would get us nuked with 5 minutes– Carrie Bradshaw, no… the extremists would hate us more – How about a real person and not one of my favorite television characters… got it.  Brett Favre, now he is American.

If I were in Congress, I would be fighting for:

1. Reform of the private sector to take place in the private sector

2. Lindsay Lohan to be on the next season of Celebrity Rehab

3. Small Businesses – which this country is built on, not to mention lives on by employing over half the country

4. A Jon Gosselin Media Ban and possible exile

5. And of course, Equal Rights

Katherine - "The Philosophizer"

Contact Katherine at katherine@reagansauce.com

Education:

Bachelor of Arts, Philosophy

The George Washington University

Notable/Relatable Experience:

Arguing with silly people.
Arguing with silly people while drinking Miller Light.
Arguing with officials on TV during a Chicago Bears game.

Political Party to which I am affiliated:

If anything, I am probably more Libertarian. 

Life Goal:

To never become closed-minded—to listen to all sides of the argument and be able to make a logical argument that doesn’t simply follow one side or the other; and to one day own Chicago Bears season tickets.

Dictating Political Belief:

The President has no business making laws; Congress has no business enforcing laws; Judges have no business being sympathetic when the laws have been broken; and the Green Bay Packers suck.

Favorite President:

Abraham Lincoln—the President who stepped up to the plate when this great country was going through a time of civil war; he refused to let the Union crumble because of social injustice; stayed true to his cause with no bias or ulterior motives and tried to be the very best man he could be; and Mr. Teddy, president of “Cats United for Smelly Litter Boxes”, or CUSLB, who is the fuzziest cat I’ve ever known and never met a litter box challenge he couldn’t win even when challenged by ACORN.

If I were President, my VP would be:

Not Brett Favre because he would want to retire then come back again and then retire and come back again so probably Bret Michaels, because he seems to have his priorities straight.

If I were in Congress, I would be fighting for:

1. World Peace

2. Stricter punishment for gang members

3. Designating a holiday for vodka

4. Stricter punishment for sexual predators

5. Designating the day after the Super Bowl a Holiday

6. Term limits for members of Congress

 JLA - Jason/Jay - "The Shoestring Apologist"

Contact Jay at jay@reagansauce.com

"Zombie Reagan for President in 2012." - Myself

Education:

Mass Communication

University of Wisconsin- Madison

Notable/Relatable Experience:

16 Years working the American Dream as an a Single-Income Dad
A nearly compulsive writer of blogs, essays, theses, and constructive diatribes.
Founder of the End Obamunism Social Networks on Facebook and Ning.
Conservative Political and Christian Blogger
Witnessed the China of the eighties featuring Maoist Fashion, Crank Start Cars, and Millions of Bicycles
Spent 10 Years in the High-End Footwear Industry
Spent 6 years in Marketing, Business Strategy, Web Development
Third Generation Entrepreneur, Small Business Owner

Political Party to which I am affiliated:

Formerly a party-line Republican when that actually meant something.  I am a Free-Thinker:
Socially Christian Conservative, Fiscally Conservative/Libertarian, Environmental Pragmatist

Life Goal:

To run a chain of shoe stores for 40 or more years and turn them over to my sons;
To pastor a small/medium church that is very active in giving, not taking - meeting true needs;
To record a series of music albums of my own material;
To consistently have enough income throughout my life to help families close to us in crisis;
To help restore the American Family one person at a time.

Dictating Political Belief:

Liberty is about service.   "And whosoever of you will be the chiefest, shall be servant of all." (Mark 10:44)

Favorite President:

Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and Ronnie

If I were President, my VP would be:

Zombie Lincoln or a Zombie (non slave-holding) Jefferson.

If I were in Congress, I would be fighting for:

1. The Abolition of Abortion

2. Deflation of cost-of-living indexed commodities

3. Several Forms of Credit Amnesty, or Federal Consumer Credit Repair

4. The Restoration of the American Manufacturing Base

5. The Re-education of the American workforce
6. Student Loan Amnesty for Veterans of War, and the working poor

7. Small Business Growth Initiatives (Credit, Tax Moratoriums, Start-Up Capital, etc)

8. The Boy Scouts, so they can build their park (anyone get the Mr. Smith reference?)

John - JC - "The Limey"

Contact John at john@reagansauce.com 

Education:

Economics and Social Policy

Birkbeck College – University of London

Notable/Relatable Experience:

Ran for the Conservative Party in the council elections in the Hale End Ward in east London

Various bits of canvassing and writing

Political Party to which I am affiliated:

Small ‘l’ liberal and big ‘C’ Conservative

Life Goal:

To sit on a porch relaxing

Dictating Political Belief:

“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.” – PJ O’Rourke

Favorite President:

Ronald Reagan for stopping the tide of collectivization

If I were President, my VP would be:

Paul Krugman. Keep your friends close…

If I were in Congress, I would be fighting for:

A repatriation of all powers not given to Congress by the Constitution and its amendments to state governments. And possibly the dissolution of the Federal Reserve. I’m still pondering that one...

JWW - Joseph - "The Freshman"

"Remember that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything you have." - Barry Goldwater

Education:
Pre-Political Science
Guilford Technical Community College

Notable/Relatable Experience:
Volunteer “McCain for President” Campaign

Political Party to which I am affiliated:
The Republican Party

Life Goal:
To be a Writer in the Salinger or Krauthammer mold (so either a novelist or a political columnist).

Dictating Political Belief:
"The defining feature of the conservative viewpoint is a faith in the ability, and a respect for the right, of individuals to make their own decisions - economic, social, and spiritual - about their lives. The true conservative understands that government's track record in respecting individual rights is poor when it dictates individual choices." -Christie Todd Whitman

Favorite President:
Grover Cleveland; you had me at no!

If I were President, my VP would be:
Ann Coulter- Though I’m not sure if you can be First Lady and Vice President at the same time….

If I were in Congress, I would be fighting for:
1.    Term Limits
2.    Balanced Budget Amendment
3.    Line Item Veto
4.    Construction of the Grover Cleveland Memorial
5.    Public hangings

 

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